I made wine from the lilac tree. Put my heart in its recipe

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It makes me see what I want to see… And be what I want to be

This whole thing is actually a rather sad excuse to reference this piece of musical excellence…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT38CIgRse4

…but read on anyway!

Following a recent revelation that a combination of honey and cinnamon can cure just about anything (http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/honey.asp) other important research has now come to light.

Recently discovered diaries by no less an authority than Jeffery Bernard (remember him? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Bernard) have suggested that alcohol can have some very positive effects.

It can, like honey and cinnamon (allegedly), make you live longer.  A small amount af alcohol, notably red wine, apparently contains antioxidents that can benefit your heart.  Clearly this can have an opposite effect on your liver but you can’t have everything!

Do you have a bladder infection?  If so flush it out.  Alcohol is sterile so simply drink more, visit…

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